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| I cant believe you survived my jumping into you! I TOTALLY saw you explode and I'm the ONE! You SO should have died! | |
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| I didnt survive, but There wasn't another villain to take my place at the end! Now there are millions of me! | |
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2 hour freeway shootout ensues in bullet time. Potentially philosophical but poorly written script is overshadowed by explosions and an SUV being sliced by a katana. Squids attack with bombs.
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| Oh no! the ONE is in a coma after discovering his uber-powers and destroying those squids. There are still millions of Smith copies with no relevance to the movies plot! | |
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| It turns out the prophecy really IS full of shit! But no one realizes I'm wrong now because I have a girl and I proved I can also kick Agent Ass. | |
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