Neo11  

I am so in the mood right now. I think I might take off these tight pants

Last week you said they fit just fine and now they feel tight?

Oh yeah, these tight things definitely need to come off for some fun

I recently heard some detergents can shrink denim without warning if that could be the problem

Or perhaps I'll start by removing this itchy shirt

An itchy shirt too? Yeah, definitely sounds like a detergent issue