Neo11  

I'm currently on a diet where I avoid meat, sugar, gluten, caffeine, dairy, artificial colors, and any food that starts with an R

Are you serious? That sounds ridiculous

Well, didn't you mention that you were trying a diet?

I started a strict one but then decided I don't care anymore and switched to one that is way better

OK, what is the new one?

It's called the 'eat whatever the fuck I want because I could get hit by a bus and die tomorrow' diet