Ugh, what the hell? Honey, could you come in here?
I was dusting the grandfather clock and there's some sort of slimy goop on the front. Any idea what this is?
Yeah, you know my friend Scott who I mentioned started working from home? He said he has been having a blast jerking off on the clock so I decided to give it a try as well
Quite frankly, I don't see what is so exciting about it
