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Time to Measure Up
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Neo11
4-16-20
Hey Jerry, is that-oh my god! Were, were you just measuring your penis?
No, I swear! I was uh, only...uummm.. OK, yes I was
How about this-we both measure up. If I win, I tell everyone what you were doing. You win, and I finish your report I was about to check on
Deal
Later That Day
Wait, why are you giving me this report? I thought it was assigned to Jerry
I needed the experience. I’ve been uh, coming up a little short in some areas lately
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