All comics by NeoSama

 

HF loves his religion......too much by NeoSama 3-28-02
Human Fighter.....meet Jesus Oh father not this guy....... l33t.....It's Jesus.....I sure wish it was MY wood he was nailed to^_^ BOIOIOIOING	Can I uh.....help you? Nah, Im just checkin out that spread out package there, sexy!	60 years later..... I am the incarnation of Neo's fire penis.....I am to administer your eternal damnation! ....damn I knew hitting on my savior was a baad idea.....

 

Squirrels Must DIE!!!!! by NeoSama 3-28-02
Neo meets his ultimate enemy.......the squirrel ITS ONE OF THEM DAMN SQUIRRELS!!!!!!.......back away slowly Neo....just back away	*Neo then runs like hell* Ah!! It's gone.....I dont wanna die....MOMMY	Neo then explains to Gatts why he pissed himself Hey dude uh why are your pants all wet in the front? Well see.....there was this huge Santa looking woman........and she chased me!!! Oh man, was I ever scared

 

To beat or not to beat.....the penis is the question by NeoSama 3-28-02
Here we find Neo......please pay attention Oh killer.....new porn......I think I'll beat my penis on the desk!!! OH BABY LICK MY CARPET	Our Hero Neo gets a little........too into the masturbating OH YEAH YEAH!!!!!!! OH THATS RIGHT>..............OMG >_ SSSSSCCCCCCRAAAAAAAPPPPEEE	A solution to heal?...no just a solution for PAIN!!! OMG GUYS MY PENIS IS CUT!!!!! WHAT DO I DO?!!?! Jagan: How bout some rubbing alcohol?

 

complete stupidity by NeoSama 3-29-02
I like boys I dont like boys	I like girls I dont like girls	Im horny Im not

 

Forest Rape by NeoSama 3-29-02
wow what a beautiful day. The birds are singing, not a cloud in the sky..............oh lord not this guy again.	uh, can I help you.....? you sure can baby. First I want you to tounge my bung, and juggle my balls in one hand......then Im gonna molest you while humping some kids.	I should know to just walk away... Then we can get some goats, and I'll tittie fuck the udders, and then we can get some vaseline and Ill slide my junk into your...............

 

Neo, and Penguins, and Girls OH MY! by NeoSama 3-29-02
Neo Springer? Hi, my name is Neo, and today my guest is Peeky the exotic dancer/dominatrix penguin. How are you Peeky?	1st question: Who's your secret lover? Im fine. Yes I have a secret lover. Larry the evil penguin. We make dirty dirty love under the see. Uh huh I see....well guess what, we have your real lover back stage!	Uh.....yes Sassy you are. Sassy the sexy school girl!??! Oh, you bitch! You said you'd rape me till I died! IM A SCHOOL GIRL WHAT AM I SUPPOUSED TO DO NOW GET RAPED BY TENTACLE DEMONS?!?!

 

Obligation by NeoSama 3-29-02
You all knew it was cum....err sorry HF....coming well Neo I guess by now YOU heard I can't masturbate...I know let me have it.... Nah man, thats cool that you can resist the fist like that.	Unknown to H_F the room was secretly stocked with Lubes, porn, and the door wont open once shut for 24 hours Thats cool that you can say that! Thanks for being suppourtive man. It means alot to me. Hey man, Look that room behind me has anti-wackin material. You should check it out^_^ *snicker*	Neo you evil evil bastard Neo!! What happened to H_F?!?! Well apparently his penis exploded.....oh well. Let's go get some cake!

 

Lents OVER! by NeoSama 3-29-02
Children.....dont let it build up H_F WTF ARE YOU DOING MAN!!! The movies gonna start in 20 minues LETS GO HOLD ON NEO!! Lents over......Ill be outta the bathroom in just a few.	OMG 40 DAYS OF IT COMING AT ME!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG FINALLY!!!	bad things happen Neo where are you man!?? Help.....stuck..to.......... floor........ cant......feel...... lower.....body ...X_X

 

Communism or Hell? Either way it's bad folks by NeoSama 3-29-02
AA Main Office......outside Principals Room Thats right Mr. Monster....the horrid ugly mate you;ve always wanted is in the "Principals Room" YAY YAY YAY	Kain the Principals room OMG ITS HORRIBLE Welcome to AA.....here at AA I love to rape you of your anal virginity and of course.....freedom! Care to join?	back in Hallway I heard screaming.....but it sounded like you! I WANT MY MOMMY!!! ;_

 

Virtua Fighter 4 owns j00! by NeoSama 3-30-02
Killer dude I just got Virtua Fighter 4 .....	Man I tell you the same exact game as 3 but with better graphics.........heaven my man heaven. .......	After playing for 5 minutes .......-_- I told you

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