French-Frying Quotes

Author: NetNation

Date: February 28, 2003

by NetNation
2-28-03
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - French President Jacques Chirac
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." -- Rush Limbaugh
"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle advertised on eBay - the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'" -- Rep. Roy Blunt (MO)
"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining." -- John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.
What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city?
Table for 100,000 m'sieur?