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| "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - French President Jacques Chirac | |
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| "As far as France is concerned, you're right." -- Rush Limbaugh | |
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| "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle advertised on eBay - the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'" -- Rep. Roy Blunt (MO) | |
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| "Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining." -- John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv. | |
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| What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city? | |
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| Table for 100,000 m'sieur? | |
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