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| THOU SHALT NOT PLAY ROCK MUSIC. It will lead to AIDs and the death of your friends! | |
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| Woah, man. That's deep. I guess I should go read the bible and dedicate my life to God. Thanks, Jesus. Now my life has meaning! | |
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| Do not praise Allah! You are wrong! Because you don't worship me and you should! Your beliefs are incorrect! | |
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| I see! I should have believed before! I am saved! | |
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| Todays lesson, kids, is if you don't believe in me, you will burn in hell forever because I'm unforgiving and non-accepting. As all of my followers should be. | |
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| Wow, Jesus. I'm so glad I know that now! I almost had a mind and beliefs of my own there for a second! | |
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