NowhereMan  

So...should we play the game?

Hey man, it's up to you.

Well, let's do it. Read the rules to me while I sit in this trash can.

Let's see..."Take one hammer...*muffled words*"

Okay, I've got the hammer. What kind of a game needs a hammer? Anyway...how do you play the rest of the g--HOLY CRAP!!

We're playing "Pound the Nail Into Your Skull," right?