NowhereMan  

Hi everybody. I'm Nowhere Man, the brainchild of two songwriters, Paul McCartney and John Lennon. I was in the movie Yellow Submarine.

But lately, I haven't gotten much work. Or press. I've had a damned boring career, and tonight I'm breaking the mold on washed-up-star comebacks. Ladies and gentlemen...check this shit.

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Can I have your penis after you die completely?