First, I try to find a guy who is near suicidal. He knows he is worthless, and my prodding will push him over the edge!
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| This one seems sorrowful and stupid enough. Now commencing ownage... | |
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Then, I make him KNOW he is worthless, and I convince him that he should just stop wasting space.
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| You are only fit to wipe my robotic anal sphincter, which is seldom wiped because I AM A ROBOT AND I DO NOT MAKE WASTE. END YOURSELF!!! | |
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| You're totally right, dude. Also, I'm gay and ugly and have no penis so nobody loves me. | |
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Then, they hopefully own themselves while I get away quickly. To mark my ownage, I leave goats in my place.r
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