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| Hello everyone, my name is Roman but my friends call me Dr. Love, and I'll show you how to have a relationship. | |
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Replace the knife with a mike...
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| Mainly the crippled ones are stupid and dont know what women are, so i give them the lowdown cuz i'm a pimp. | |
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The Moral: Never let a fat guy into open mike comedy night...
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| I get fucked by hoes all the time, so love is a snap. Then when you tell your friends that you got some, repeat everything they say back to them | |
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| Then your friends will get jealous of you, then the sluts will come from everywhere, then you got to kill em all with an ax... *god i got to get new material* | |
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