OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

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Another one of those dream sequences

by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987
2-04-04

Hot pants is dreaming.


	Follow your dream, unless it's the one where you're naked at work during a fire drill.


	You should always write your name on your underwear. See, I'm "Machine Wash Cold."

Hot pants is dreaming.


	Stand on toilet, get high on pot.


	Do you realize that constipated people just don't give a crap?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize that you haven't gone to sleep yet.


	AAAAUGH!!!


	Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

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