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| Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene. | |
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| I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started? | |
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| It started when we all suddenly realized the arbitrary nature of ethics! There is no absolute good and bad! "Should" is a myth! The true nature of the universe is "can", the true nature is power! | |
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| CUT!! Listen, Red... babe... I know you're new to this tv thing, but what say we go easy on the concepts for the sake of Mr. and Mrs. Humanities Major watching at home? | |
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