Oddwalls  

Now all you Boffins and Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfeet

I’m the skinny hobbit with all the fat beats

My name is Merry and I’m five feet tall

I used to f*ck shit up at Brandybuck hall.

My man Bilbo’s older than Gerontius Took

Yeah you can read about it in a big Red Book.