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If variety is the spice of life, then whoever cooked up my brain spoiled the soup.

I think there's more to humor than "poopy" and "cornhole." Which means you might actually have to read more than one sentence in my strips. I know that's a new and frightening concept to some, but it's really not that hard.

Quote of the [arbitrary period of time]: "I love that OmniMarconi managed to about a hundred times as much funny into one panel as biped got in fifteen."--mad_matt

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by OmniMarconi67
6-23-05
Have you ever noticed how crazy the squirrels are at Ohio State? Seriously, they have no fear. You can walk right by them and they don't run away, like they think they own the place.
Why is this guy talking about?...
They'll look right at you with those beady little eyes, as if they were saying "You better watch your ass, buddy!" I'm telling you, it's as if they have their own mafia running this campus!
What the fuck? Is he on crack? Where the hell does he come up with this shit?...
"...Honestly, does he expect me to believe that the squirrels at Ohio State have a racketeering gig going on, all of them causing insane mischief for the Albino Squirrel?"
If business stays good, we'll be living like kings! The only thing that could hurt us is if they start finishing the construction projects...
Forget about it, the Godsquirrel made Karen Holbrook an offer she couldn't refuse...
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