The Adventures of Cid the Insufferable Salesman--Part V

Author: OmniMarconi67

Date: July 1, 2005

by OmniMarconi67
7-01-05
Sorry it took me so long to answer the door, I'm in the middle of cooking my husband-dinner.
Oh, that's nice, what are you making him?
That's it, I'm making him. I butchered him this morning. Nothing beats fresh manroast with rich mangravy. So what was it you wanted?
Actually...say...I'll bet you're not going to be able to eat all of him tonight, how about some tupperware to store the leftovers?
Nah, manroast doesn't keep very long, epecially with mangravy. But you do have a point, do you want to take some with you?
Umm...sorry, I'm a vegan...