OmniMarconi67
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If variety is the spice of life, then whoever cooked up my brain spoiled the soup.

I think there's more to humor than "poopy" and "cornhole." Which means you might actually have to read more than one sentence in my strips. I know that's a new and frightening concept to some, but it's really not that hard.

Quote of the [arbitrary period of time]: "I love that OmniMarconi managed to about a hundred times as much funny into one panel as biped got in fifteen."--mad_matt

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CC 291: Virtual technology for the rest of us

by OmniMarconi67
7-28-05

Hey you! Yes, you! Do you spend all your time on the internet and not enough time in the real world? Are you a loser who couldn't score in a brothel?


	That's kinda harsh...I mean I'm no Shank... but...well...yeah.

If you're in the mood to alleviate your pent-up sexual frustration, look no further! Circuit-Jerks is proud to present our new line of simulated sexual encounters made specifically to your fantasies!


	*Virtual sex?...I dunno...Won't it be kinda lacking in comparison to actual* sex?**

Not at all! We not only give you the exact same sensations, but we also eliminate the middle-man: No foreplay required, no waiting until she feels like it, and no need to cuddle afterward!


	Wow, it's even better than the real thing!

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