MD Gets An SBD

Author: Opiate

Date: June 14, 2002

by Opiate
6-14-02
Oh, hello Travis. How are you this fine afternoon?
Fine, Glenn. Jello dart! Rolex's Dental Floss of Prismacolor Kiwi Moonshine!
Say, why do you always speak in complete, unintelligible gibberish?
Triangle babies! Albino road runner skipping on Mars with a pickled banana pepper in his face! You eat mokey bars and shit lottery tickets you imperialistic gila monster of the Bavarian Illuminati!
Poot!
I think I'm gonna rip a pattented "Stinger McFly" fart on this fool....