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Hello. I'm Officer Dee Bradley Baker and this is Officer G. Slizzice we just wanted to ask a few questions.

Are you now or have you ever been in a homoerotic relationship?

No I didn't see the perp come in and conveniently rape and murder the only witnss linking her to his insanly habitual murders.

We found semenial fluid in her axe wound as well as various copies of his..erm.. member in our copy machine.

HAHA! Dangly parts!