OujiLizard  

Whoa, check out those mangled feet!

Hold it right there, son. Do you know what you're looking at?

Hold on, officer. I'll be right back.

Hey... hey! Why are we in the bathroom? What's that thing you're pulling out? Oh god... where am I?

See? This is what you get for following me in the bathroom. May you rest in peace.

I only wanted to see your magazine. I'm sorry.