Religious Calling

Author: Oxy_the_Moron

Date: May 19, 2006

by Oxy_the_Moron
5-19-06
What are the odds of a missionary plane crash-landing on the same exect Pacific island I've been stranded on for twenty-six years, yet leaving no supplies intact save for a few Bibles?
God can be weird like that sometimes. So, why am I folowing you again?
Because I hold the ritual following plunger. The plunger knows best.
I should have chosen a career in medicine like my parents wanted...