Great Moments in History #2

Author: Oxy_the_Moron

Date: May 25, 2006

by Oxy_the_Moron
5-25-06
We rejoin Coach Dunn's history class...
Alright, guys. The answer sheet only goes A through E, so some of the matching are going to be things like AB or CD.
But Coach, there's an AB and a BA. How will the machine know which is which?
Oh, that's simple, Ruby. See, the machine I run the answer sheets through uses carbon dating to determine which letter you filled in first. Right.
Really? The Scantron machine can carbon date?
...only to find that nothing has changed.
Where did I go wrong, Joe?
It's okay, Coach...