Bob spots a person in briefs and spandex tights at a Christmas party...
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| Sayyy... she's pretty cute. | |
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He suavely moves in despite her indeterminate gender...
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| Hey baby, what's your name? | |
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| My name's "Penny" you handsome thing. | |
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And soon realizes he will be adding something to his list of resolutions for the new year...
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| Oh... is that short for "Penelope"? | |
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| No, it's short for "penectomy". Oh is that mistletoe overhead? | |
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