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by PX
11-09-01
Chaquita and Monquisha meet at the park as usual...
Oh my GAWD, you should SEE the nuts on my dawg! MMMM MMMMM!
Girl, was that dawg ALL up in yo' GRILL with his FINE ASS nuts AGAIN? Chaquita, you know he just playin' you!
These hoes love they nuts, daaaaam right, yo...
But Monquisha, he got them BIG, JUICEY, CRUNCHY nuts that you KNOW I can't resist!
Girl, that boy is just a SCRUB, he ain't gon' PAY YO' BILLS, and neither are his NUTS!
But Chaquita ain't gon' take none o' Monquisha's lip, hell no!
Girl, why don't get on up out my face for I tear yo' weave off!
Oh HELL no bitch, I know you didn't just talk 'bout my WEAVE! It's on, ho!

 

by PX
11-09-01
HEI pal , sigh , it a WUBINGS here !
it a COOL pal cos I a FLIE like STORM in clouds and THUNDERING la !
and WUBING like STORM two like a KITTY and no BONE, haha ! sigh pal , it a funny
WHOOSH pal ! I be a WINDS !

 

by PX
11-09-01
This song was written by Icewing_X
sometime wubings feel a BLUE ! he say "hei, pal, HO r u ?"
he mean a say "la" , but it a mistake so it come out "haha !"
when a COOL make a bubbles in a POOL , he reminded of a xavier school !
STORM fly a HIGH and make some RAINS , gambit a CRAZY who just a PAINS !
this song a really bad like MOJO kareoke
so wubing a STOP now , okie ?

 

by PX
11-09-01
hei pal , why it a called a WHITE HOUSE and it a GRAY, la ?
Bitch, it's DARK OUTSIDE, so it don't LOOK white right now.
o i c it a DARK so it not a WHITE ! haha! wubings a know ! so pal , HO r u ?
EXCUSE ME??? Bitch, I *know* you did not just call me no ho!!!
but PAL , I a ask HO r u not like a HO for COW ! haha !
Oh HELL no, you muthafucka, you did NOT just call me a fat ho!! IT'S ON!!!!

 

by PX
11-09-01
hei pal it a ON like a STORM with powers !!!
Shut UP, you stupid bitch! I got NO time fo' this, I'ma just kick yo' ass and gets goin'.
but a ASS like donkey for a JACK with BIG EARS and FURRY TAIL like a HOT in desert !
....what the FUCK did you just say?
it no a SCIENCE for SHIP , pal , it a ASS for a STORMS kicking la la la !
THAT'S IT. I'm getting my BROTHA to pop a cap in yo' ass.

 

by PX
11-09-01
hei pal , you got nice WHITE IN DARK panties , haha !
DIE BITCH DIE! I'MA SLICE AN' DICE YOU UP LIKE A DIRTY HO!
but a PAL , i a ZAP like STORMS with LIGHTINGS and THUNDER ! HEEDS wubing a CALL , ZAPS !
Bitch, you trippin' like I ain't nevah seen before...
ZAP a BOOM ! panties go a BLAST ! haha ! wubings a STORM again !
...die bitch die...

 

by PX
11-09-01
BITCH! You killed my BROTHA! It's ON now! I call on da powahs of da HO-LY GHOST!
haha pal , you a FUNNY make a wubing LAUGH !
Oh you think I'm kidding, bitch? Just watch this! GO HO MAGIC!
HAHA , PAL !
HA! See that, you... oh shit...
hei pal , wubing no a SEA ! o i c , like a STORMS CLOUD , haha !

 

by PX
11-09-01
Oh FUCK THIS, I am outta here...
hei pal , wubing a BLOWS like a STORMS in everywhere ! help pal !
pal ? PAL ! a storms hands here !
sigh pal , wubing a can't STORM ! this just a SUCK !

 

by PX
11-09-01
SIGH pals , it looks like a WUBING a DEAD storms fan...
Hmm, another soul for me to claim... AHAHAHA!
PAL ! oh pal , wubing a happy to c u ! help pal help ! wubing a DEATH !
I don't know what you're saying, little boy... girl... whatever, but your soul is MINE! Get ready to GO TO HELL! AHAHAHAHA!
hei pal , is a STORMS FANS in HELL ? i a TRADE a storms cards for rare dolls , la !

 

by PX
11-09-01
WOW pal wubing bees a wubing again ! la ! thanx pal , i a OWE u a STORMS stuff !
SILENCE, MORTAL! I am Lucifer, aka the Devil, aka Satan, and that means YOUR ASS IS MINE!
WHOA HO pal , that a BIG stuff ! wubing a no ass for n e 1 ! you want a trade storm stuffs pal ?
......
WOW pal , it a HOTS in here ! woo pal , wubing a makes RAINS to be COOL , la !
Jesus help me...

 

by PX
11-09-01
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, SATAN? YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY HOLY TIME.
Jesus! We have a situation... I brought a soul to Hell... but it's... it's... it's... IT!
"IT"? YOU MEAN... AH CRAP! WUBING! HE-SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IMMORTAL!
Well he-she's NOT you dipshit! I didn't recognize the psycho because he-she was a pile of ash! Got set afire by a magical ghetto squirrel. What do I do? We had an agreement!
JUST CHILL, A'IGHT? I'LL JUST BRING HIM-HER BACK TO LIFE, IT'S ALL GOOD!
Good, good, but be quick about it! Wubing's going on and on about "storm stuffs" and I CAN'T TAKE IT...

 

by PX
11-09-01
hei pal ! you want a trade STORM STUFFS , la !
WUBING, I AM JESUS, AND I WILL RETURN YOUR SOUL TO EARTH WHERE IT BELONGS.
haha pal , u know wubing is a EARTH like STORM with RAINS and TUNDERS and BOOM ! la !
BE GONE, MISCREANT!
....bye pal , storms four ever !!
Good lord, not even Satan deserves that...

 

by PX
11-09-01
Chaquita and Monquisha reunite!
Girl, yo, I just wanna say I'ma SOORRREEE... you know, I shouldn't be talkin' 'bout yo' weave like that...
Girl, oh you know, it's a'ight, we tight like that, you my bitch! But Cha, you ain't nevah gon' believe what happened yestaday...
So Monquisha tells Chaquita all about the confrontation with Wubing...
I'ma sorry 'bout yo' brotha, he had some fine nuts. But at least you put down HO-BING like a real thug bitch.
Damn right, girl. But now that crazy bitch be outta my life, and I gots ta move on...
Now life goes on fo' these gangsta bitches...
So whatchu doin' ta-day? Wanna go finds us some fine nuts to chew on, mmm hmmm?
Oh you know it, girl! Come on now, let's get ta steppin'...

 

by PX
12-02-01
Hey there chilluns, it's YOLANDA up in here, bringin' you dat HO HO HO for da Christmas season!
Now I know you be axin' why good ol' YOLANDA be wearin' dat snow? It be my new costume fo' da month! Don't I look good, ya'll?!
It's about ta be 'bout da trees and presents and the fat crackuh who stuff his big ass down yo' chimney. So get to it, chilluns!

 

by PX
12-03-01
Yolanda meets Santa Clause!
YO, CRACKUH! Get on ova hea'! YOLANDA gots ta ax you sumfin'.
HO HO HO! What can I do for you... err... little snow person?
YOLANDA ain't no HO, crackuh! But you calls me LITTLE, so I lets that HO thing fly. Now I gots ta ax, how you gon' get in ol' YOLANDA'S house?
Well, I'll climb down your chimney! HO HO HO!
He doesn't know what the hell she's talking about...
OOOOEEEE! Santa Crackuh gon' come CLIMB DOWN YOLANDA'S chimney! Good LAWD!
Eh... HO HO HO!

 

by PX
12-03-01
Yolanda's workin' it, chilluns!
Crackuh, you sho' be knowin' how ta gets ol' YOLANDA all HOT an' FIREY! YOLANDA gon' melt right on outta her SNOW!
But how? All I said is that I'm going to cllimb down your chimney. And then I'm going to stuff your stocking!
SWEET JESUS!!! OL' YOLANDA'S 'BOUT TA EXPLODE! YOLANDA feel da achin' 'tween them thighs, chilluns! WOOOOO!
You're a NAUGHTY little girl, Yolanda!
Santa ain't ready for that jelly.
OOOOOOH, I'm a NAUGHTY girl! Work it, crackuh! Give YOLANDA some sugah! But watch yo'self, cuz YOLANDA gives BIG lovin'!
...I'm going home to my WIFE, young lady! HO HO HO!

 

by PX
2-07-03
Once upon a time, a looooong long time ago... befo' the beginnin' o' time! There was a big pumpkin head...
*SIGH*
It wasn't so big back then... but oooeee chil', it done grown and grown! But we ain't talkin' 'bout that now...
*SIGH*
It's name? Nobody know! But this be it's humblin', drunken beginnin'... I bring to you, the origin o' BIG HEAD!
Time to go home and knock back a cold one.

 

by PX
2-07-03
Now we gon' meet Big Head's moms... a.k.a. Dog-On-A-Ball!
Mother may I got out to the bar tonight?
Well did you do your chores, young lady... err... man? WELL DID YOU?!?!?
Ah, the infamous *SIGH*, y'all! Keep watch for it, it be very integral an' shit...
Chores... *SIGH*
Oh don't you *SIGH* at me! You're not going to any bar until you clean up the puke in the bathroom!
Big Head think she so smarty-smart, tryin' to pull the wool ova ol' mama's eyes!
But that wasn't me, that was Gertrude! You know I only throw up at the bar!
Who the fuck is Gertrude?

 

by PX
2-07-03
We back, chilluns! So will Big Head go to the bar, or will the heffa be stayin' home and cleanin' out the fridge?
I hope my Gertrude trick works!
Gertrude? I don't know any Gertrude! I... I...
Big Head be creatin' some tension an' confusion up in huh mama head... perfec', y'all!
Of course you do! How could you forget your own uh... your own...
What? WHAT? TELL ME!
Money shot, y'all!!!!
Your own GERBIL! Your precious baby gerbil! Mother... are you feeling okay? You can't even remember your gerbil...
I... uh... I... fuckity fuck. Okay... go to the bar. Mother's going to go hump someone's leg and piss on a fire hydrant.

 

by PX
2-07-03
A little while later, up in the club... but 50 Cent ain't nowhere to be found! Uh... yeah... anyways, y'all! Big Head up in the club, bar, whatever... wonder who she might meet he'e?
*SIGH* The Space Bar is so cool. They have the best Vodka Martini in all the world!
Big Head just bop along... until she meet someone... o' someTHIN'!
*SIGH*
Hey there... can I buy you a drink?
Oooeee! Big Head might get some! Or will she?
Just one?

 

by PX
2-07-03
Now now Big Head, don' go an' be too greedy! Jus' watch them sparks fly...
So what's your name?
I'm Jack Daniels, nice to meet you...
Ah, I can jus' see the buttaflies flutterin' all ova the place... mmm mmm! You go Big Head!
Diane, but you can call me Clappy. Jack Daniels huh? I love Jack Daniels! I wish I had a cool name like that.
Well thanks, Clappy. So you come here often?
Now it's gon' get SAUCEY, y'all! Cover up them chilluns' eyes!
Oh, everyday. Even on the holidays. Especially on the holidays.
So... can I put my booty booty up in your spaghetti? Daddy?

 

by PX
2-07-03
Oh my! Oooeee! Big Head gon' get LAID! The visual... damn...
Uh, excuse me?
I wanna run through you like fluid go through an IV... cuz all I see, in 3D, is booty booty booty!
Welcome to the JUNGLE, y'all!
Okay, but I have no ass, sorry. That's fine, we can go in the back.
Cool. I have toys, too! You into ladybugs? Lions? Dolphins? Zebras? Manatee?
It's about to be shagadelic, ya heard that??
Okay, whatever. And I want my drink first. Actually, make it four.
You got a deal, prince... uh, princess.

 

by PX
2-07-03
Back in the dungeon-esque backroom... it's burnin' up...
Okay... so now what? And hey, did you steal my beer?
You drank it all up, sugar plum... just relax. I'm going to take you places you've never been before!
Whoa, now what be this happenin'?? Somethin' goin' on! Be careful, Big Head!
Good luck. I've scoured every inch of the Earth for liquor and I... huh?
Uh oh! Is Big Head in trouble? I know the suspense just gon' kill ya! Damn, that heffa on the right need a shave...
Jack? Is that you?
Mwahaha! I have you now! Soon, I will taste every alcohol-drenched nook and cranny of your sweet, plump head!

 

by PX
2-07-03
*SIGH* Where is he?
*SIGH*
There you are. You owe me a beer.
You just never quit, do you? Let me get my coat.

 

by PX
2-07-03
In the fiery pits of HELL...
*SIGH* Yoohoo... Lucifer...
What up, Lucky?
Hey man, not much, you?
I love you, man.
Bitch, you're not getting my Bud Light.

 

by PX
2-07-03
DAMN! Big Head done got huhself inna rut this time, y'all!
What the fuck?
Behold! I am Jaquasha, Rabbit Goddess of S&M! I'm going to molest you!
Can't get that big head off the drinks...
S&M? Screwdrivers and margaritas? Excellent, I'll take three of each.
No no no, you plump little head... sadism and masochism!
Heffa got some surprises of huh own! Watch out Jaquasha!
Saddam Hussein? Already fucked him. He had dick cheese, not that I minded, because it goes great with wine.
. . .

 

by PX
2-07-03
Up inna 'back room', Big Head an' Jaqusha face off! It's about to get ugly, mmm hmmm.
So what the hell? You disguise yourself as an alien and lure me into the back room so you can turn into a skanky rabbit and do me? I don't get it.
Of course not! Your feeble mind cannot comprehend the grand schemes of the universe!
Oh no, Big Head ain't feelin' that! She jus' wanna have a good time an' enjoy them simple thangs, y'all.
Man, I just want some beer and chips and I'm good to go. I don't care about the universe and stuff.
Imbecile! I shall banish your oversized cranium to the darkest depths of the limbo dimension forever!
Oh lawdy! What Big Head gone and done now??
First you want to shag me, now you want to banish me. I wish you'd make up your mind already. I'm thristy... *SIGH*
AAAAHHHH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??

 

by PX
2-07-03
Big Head just let go one o' them SIGHS... and then... BOOM! Jaquasha ain't there no more! What coulda happened y'all?
Well, that was annoying.
She jus' need to ponder this one he'e for a minute.
*SIGH*
In the end, all is resolved, an' Big Head go on back to huh humble existence.
Time for a beer.

 

by PX
2-07-03
So now you might be axin'... jus' WHO THE FUCK IS BIG HEAD, an' WHY SHOULD YOU CARE? Well, it's all gon' be explained now, y'all... lissen up...
My real name is Diane Meizukooszikalopolis... or something. I don't know. I work at a tax service and I love the Green Bay Packers. I love beer in all its forms: can, keg, even straight from the vats.
That's right...
I'm not really a pumpkin, I'm a real person, but this was the closest thing there was to my human form in the selection of cartoon characters here. I have a giant head and I'm quite manly, indeed.
There's more, y'all... even more affa this!
I have very broad shoulders, no ass, a hunchback, and my hair's nappier than a goat's ass. Plus, my arms are so fucked up... one's thick like a t-bone and the other's tiny like a chicken wing.
Oooaaa oooaaa.

 

by PX
2-07-03
An' so it continues! Where'd that crazy bird (cuckaw!) come from? I don' know! Maybe it be BABY the BIRDMAN in disguise, y'all!
Anyway, as I was saying... I'm so manly, and I look like a fucking alcoholic. My co-workers make fun of me behind my back but I don't notice because of my big manly shoulders.
And that gigantic head that all sound seems to bounce off of.
She not just known as Big Head, though! She a (wo)man o' many aliases! But not like Jennifer Garner, that girl FINE...
What did you say? Yeah, my name is Big Head... Diane the Man... Sheclipse... Rainforest Mega Mix... Chio... Manatee... take your pick.
I personally think Donquifa is a cool name.
So there you have it! It's all explained now, chilluns. Ya heard that? On with that show!
Shut up or I'll eat you with the hearty ale that is my dinner. Mmm.
Did you just say 'ale'? Who the fuck are you, Thor or somebody?

 

by PX
2-07-03
Back at Big Head's crib...
Mother?
What? WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT? CAN'T YOU SEEM I'M ON THE BALL HERE??
Damn!
Got any money I can borrow?
Money? MONEY? FOR WHAT? WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK DO YOU WANT MY HARD-EARNED MONEY FOR?? ARF!
Mother-daughter bondin'! Or is it mother-son bondin'? Hmm...
Well DUH... beer.
Oh. Okay then. Get me some too.

 

by PX
2-07-03
Big Head done met up with Birdy inna park...
*SIGH*
Hey! Watch it with the sighing! That one almost put my eye out!
Could this be some much-need character development??
Sorry. I'm just kind of down.
Why? Because your mom's a dog and your dad's a manatee?
I guess not, y'all!
No... my keg's empty.
How tragic.

 

by PX
2-07-03
Oooeee! Y'all neva gon' believe this!
Birdy! I can't believe it!
What? Budweiser's going out of business>
See!! I told ya!!!!
No! For once I'm speaking of something other than alcohol.
*GASP*
Now we jus' gon' haffa see this to believe it!
My mom's having this operation to become an actual human. I can't believe it. I'm in such shock. I think I need a drink.
Well either way I bet she'll still do it doggy style.

 

by PX
2-07-03
At the hospital... affa the surgery!
Hey, where's my mother? And do you guys have any beer here?
Your mom will be right out, we're just taking off the rest of the bandages! Uh... no... we don't have alcoholic beverages here at the hospital.
Big Head train o' thought don' seem to have no caboose when it come to the beer, y'all.
Rassum frassum... no beer... what kind of messed up place is this?
Oh I look fabulous! FABULOUS! DON'T I LOOK FUCKING FABULOUS??
The revelation! Oooeee!
MOTHER?!
Don't you love it?! I love it! TELL ME YOU FUCKING LOVE IT!

 

by PX
2-07-03
Big Head just don' know how to react to huh mama new look!
Ooooh... beeeer... frosty cold... tasty... mmm... no, must control myself...
WELL? DON'T I LOOK FUCKITY FUCKING GREAT?
Sometime, even Big Head need to be put in huh place.
Yeah. But why do you have anal beads tied around your waist?
It's the new fashion, dear! And I wouldn't talk, you're a damn pumpkin.
A happy reunion it is, y'all!
Fair enough. Want to go grab a couple cold ones?
Oh sure. You know, my arms are kind of short...

 

by PX
2-07-03
At the Space Bar, Big Head favorite club! Don't you know it.
So what is this place called again, dear?
It's the Space Bar, mother... very upscale. I almost got molested by a magical rabbit whore one time in the back room.
Oh them possibilities!
That's nice, dear. You know, I think you should have the same surgery as I did. Do you really want to be a pumpkin for the rest of your life?
Hey, I just need beer and I'm fine. I mean, what do I need with a human body?
Tooooo much info'mation right there!
Well dear... it's great to FUCK WITH. Truth be told, with me being a dog and your father being a manatee, it wasn't so easy to screw.
Oh my god... la la la la la... I do NOT need to hear this... someone get me a drink. Make it a big one. In fact, just bring me the whole damn keg.

 

by PX
2-11-03
Affa a few days off, y'all, we back in business with Big Head! Ya heard that? Lesse what the heffa up to...
Hey, what's your problem, man?
Gimme all your beer or I'll shoot!!
Oh no, what Big Head gon' do?!
Well at least let me drink it first!
Oh I don't think so, you're not pulling one over me, you gigantic head!
There she go again with that SIGH! Oooeee, that one parted my hair!
I'm trying to get to the bar, it's happy hour... *SIGH*
AAAAEEEEIIII!

 

by PX
2-11-03
Big Head done stopped a crazy-ass mofo kangaroo y'all!
My bad.
How rude! What the fuck was that?!
Do Big Head got fans now?
Hei pal BEEG HEAD, you a crools, man! Especriary when you go a PSI!
Uh thanks. Hey, do you have a beer?
Oooeee, seems Big Head got huhself an admir'r! An' whatchu know, she kinda gots a big head too!
BEAR go a ROAR like WHORE when ANGRIES, la! Hei pal what TIMES it bees, bzzz?
Time for me to go and get trashed.

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