A True Story

Author: Pagmatic

Date: January 11, 2001

by Pagmatic
1-11-01
Pastor Pete comforts the opressed
You need to forgive your wife and come back to church
Dang! Here's another bill for her waxing!!
Pastor Pete makes his plea
You need to come to church because Jesus loves you!
That wench! She wants me to pay for her French lessons!
Pastor Pete lays down the law
Bro, we need your weekly contribution, or I'll have to sell my jacuzzi!
i hate my ex!