sXe Hard-Ass vs. The Neighborhood

Author: Paolo_Dysfunxion

Date: January 24, 2001

Hi, x SoyBoy x, what are you doing?
Same thing I do everyday, you stupid junkie. I'm kicking ass and taking names, 'cause I got the Edge! Now go away, loser!
Five minutes later...
Hey, dude, I was wondering if you wanted to come with me to the Promise Ring show at the Lambert tonight.
Man, that music is for sissies! Geez! I keep your kind alive by not eating meat, and *this* is the thanks I get? Get out of my face!
Ha ha ha! I bet i'm the toughest damn mo-fo in this city. *Nobody* can take me on.
*sigh* Yet another foolish mortal...