2nd Coming of Christ: "Auditions"

Author: PaulETick

Date: January 18, 2008

by PaulETick
1-18-08
And we're back.. it looks like our judges are at it again. This just might be the most exciting year of American Idol yet!
Yo dawg, I really just didn't feel it dawg..
Well.. I think you have a very original voice.. But I have to agree with Randy, your just not right for this competition..
Are you serious? This made me want to vomit. It sounded like someone murdered a Yeti with Downs Syndrome!
You don't know me!! I waited outside in these sandals for 6 hours for this? Well !%$# American Idol. Simon Cower? More like Simon Cowerd.. pshh..