And then there were approximately 14.

Author: Peej

Date: April 17, 2002

by Peej
4-17-02
One day Little Mikey was visiting the white house and had a strange experience.
jesus, norman, tebit, christ, an alien!
No little boy, i am a happy elf, here to bring you happiness and presents.
But Little Mikey was having none of this strange creatures insinuations. The elf was greatly upset by this fact.
Leave me alone freak-face.
*sniff. sniff*
But lo and behold! Also taking a vacation in washington was none other than Jesus, the Son of God, who, even though taking a break from his usual daily riguors, decided to teach babies a lesson.
You suck ass Little Mikey, and you're very horrible, and now you won't get any presents, and i'm gonna to tell my dad on you.
Oh shit.