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| You know that stupid game, where you take your first pet's name and the first street you lived on, and that's your porn name? | |
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| Yeah, I'm Scooter Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. | |
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| I came up with a new version where you take your favorite food and the worst decision you've ever made, and that's the name of your death metal band. | |
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| Mine is "Heroin Sushi". How about you? | |
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