Breaking up.

Author: Phanatic

Date: January 10, 2002

by Phanatic
1-10-02
Stickman wakes up late one morning in a garbage bin.
...Man, what happened last night? All I remember is getting really drunk, then going to break up with my girlfriend...
Climbing out, he finds a letter from her stuffed down his pants.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. You can't dump me, 'cause I'm dumping you!"
Meh. She was a bitch anyway.