And now, joining us via satellite to accept the award for "Most Likely to be Nuked Soon"... SADDAM HUSSEIN!
.. I thank you very much for this award, yes. I would also like to thank the US for arming me 20 years ago and getting me off to a good start to take ove--
DIE!!!!!!!!!!
.... Well, sorry we had to cut that short. Network only allows so much graphic content... on to the next award.. "Most Likely To die alone" ... GEORGE CLOONEY!
You'd think with my good looks and cleft chin, I wouldn't be lonely. But I am. Oh, but I am.
