Meanwhile at Church Headquarter's in Salt Lake City
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| President Hinkley, we just received word of an Elder Manson in New Jersey who has had well over 2 thousand conversions | |
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| Splendid, what a great day for the Lord. The scriptures do say the field is ripe and ready for harvest! | |
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| Uh sir, his companion is his uncle, Charlie Manson. Everyone is converting out of fear that Manson will kill them if they say no. | |
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| Charles Manson...World's most famous Mass Murderer Mastermind | |
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| Oh goodie, a celebrity. The Lord knows that Donny and Marie aren't pulling in the numbers like they used to | |
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