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THAT'S RIGHT KIDS! ACTION JESUS! JUST LOOK AT ALL OF HIS ABILITES, LIKE HIS KUNG FU GRIP!
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| See? I can hold on to these pins SUPER TIGHT! | |
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| That's awesome, Action Jesus! | |
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OR HIS ABILITY TO SEND SINNERS STRAIGHT TO HELL IN A FIERY BLAST OF FLAME!
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| FEEL THE MIGHT OF GOD, CHILDREN! | |
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| AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY, ACTION JESUS, WHY???!!!!! | |
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ONLY $45 DOLLARS, AT YOUR LOCAL RELIGIOUS NEEDS STORE! (Father Carl Sidekick sold separately)
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| Where's little Johnny, I want to have a little talk with him, that young, handsome, virile boy, with his tight bottom and luscious lips, the way his nipples just call out, "Squeeze me...squeeze me..." | |
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| You're one sick puppy, Carl. | |
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