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| So I was saying no, and the guy kept charging me for the groceries. It's so outragous! The other day I was picking out a cute outfit. It totally fit me. I can't believe I was born so beautiful! | |
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| Oh god, please shoot me. When will this guy ever stop. Shut up already! | |
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| So I was flying the other day. I was checking my wings out when I noticed something was wrong. I looked and I saw a dent. I coudn't believe it! | |
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| Could you please just SHUT UP! I can't stand it anymore. First it's the bacon, now it's you! You make me sick! | |
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| So I was saying the other day, wouldn't it be nice if I had a friend. I could fry in their goodness, and crisp in the sun. I wanna be free again! | |
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| I'll make your death quick and painless if you please SHUT UP ALREADY! | |
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