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You know that goth kid, he's gay. We must do something.

I'll tell my friend Maurice. He'll fix the problem.

Greetings human/gaylord, I have come here to abduct you.

Do you guys have Michael Jackson?

Alright, don't try anything stupid. Maurice told me all about you. If you do something, I will shoot you.

Hmm... I wonder if he has a gender?