All comics by Pokerangerj

 

The Video Store by Pokerangerj 1-08-01
A Weekly Trip to VideoLandWorldStore to empty Bill's Wallet I just love the Video Store. Yeah, all these things to buy.	I always like the bargain section. Me too. Unfortunatley you have to dig for the good ones.	Find anything good? Not much, but I found "Gone With the Wind vs. The Hunt for Red October" and "Rocky XXVI"

 

Fall of an Empire by Pokerangerj 1-08-01
So what are you doing in a trash can? I was king of a world...	? raked in the dough, and made everyone on earth worship me...	??? Then they sued me for monopolizing, and all I have left is this "My name is Bill" pin.

 

Election 3000 by Pokerangerj 1-08-01
Candidate 1 - Model 231K7797R I support battery upgrades, equality for all robots, and social security benefits. I also support Processor upgrades and am pro-space.	The Public Dude! I am most definitely voting for Model 231K7797R! Man, don't get drawn in by propaganda and public opinion, free you digital spirit, vote for the "Other Guy."	The "Other Guy" I am Al Gore. I have not changed in 1000 years. Worship me!

 

Star Wars by Pokerangerj 1-08-01
I was majorly let down by the new Star Wars Movie. The plot was bad and full of holes, and the cast was just wrong. I know, but I stood outside of the theatre for hours to get tickets.	I paid scalpers $900 to get tickets to the first showing. I read in the paper that some idiot stood outside and ended up passing out because it was hot and he was dressed as Luke Skywalker. Ha ha. ! ! !	What? I was that "idiot..." I don't care that I had to have my brain transferred to this robotic body, I looked majorly cool!

 

Author Thoughts by Pokerangerj 1-08-01
A not from James Author Here. I Have been considering my reviews. And somebody has been giving me -1s. As you can imaginge, I am not pleased. I am benevolent, though, and will forgive him. On one condition.	He must now give me a +5 review. Or I will sic Stig the Attack Melon on him. Stig, here boy. Horrrnk!	He has not aplogized. Stig, deviate his septum! Mwahahahahahaha! Grannk!

 

Death Calls Ned by Pokerangerj 1-11-01
Ned receives a bizarre phone call. Hello? Ring! Ring! Ring!	The time has come... Huh?	Demon Prank Calls To play Quake 3!!! Mwahahahahahaha! Hey? Who the Hell are you?

 

TV-Time by Pokerangerj 1-11-01
*Belch* T... V... ...and that's the weather for today.	Next up, we have: America's Funniest Injuries, PsuedoSports, Star Trek: Another Useless Spinoff, and Survivor 2.	Must... Change... After that, the News at Ten-oh-three-and-twenty-six-seconds and tonights movie "The Brady Bunch vs. The Hunt for Red October."

 

The Regularly Scheduled Nonsense by Pokerangerj 1-11-01
I wonder what's on the old boob-tube tonite? -Click- And now, Bob, will you keep the cash, or will you attempt to win the cruise, yacht, and bucket of rotten mealworms?"	Well, Damn! We interrupt your regulary scheduled mental thinner to bring you this important announcement: A ring of BLUE CLEANSING FIRE is about to destroy the Earth. We now return you to the scehduled silliness	If you ask me, that whole interruption was a complete waste of time and resources. He's goint to eat the mealworms. Go Bob! If you get twenty we'll throw in a Cuisinart!

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