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Um, excuse me, miss? Me and some buddys sort of crashed into your city here, but don't worry, our intergalactic insurance will cover it.

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Hey little dude, like, could you tell me where the Old Navy is?

*sigh* Blondes.

Like, have you ever seen the commercial? They've got those to-die-for zip-up fleeces now. Isn't that just like awesome?