Poopachuse  

Look what happend! You must've taken the wrong semen sample!

Oh master, I am so sorry. What can I do to fix this awful thing that I have done?

You must collect semen from another male of my former species, extract the correct genes, then turn me back! I think my brother is free this afternoon.

Oh dear god, not Julian.

You want the bottom or the top, baby?

I want a bucket to puke in.