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| Tonight on "The Sick and Deranged," Three homosexual ninja rabbits discover the pleasures of tantric sex, in the middle of a Catholic sermon! | |
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| Jeez, more of that yuppie "shock television." | |
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| Dazzle your eyes with the writhing movements of a pregnant mother's innards as a baby is born. Only on the Lifetime Channel. | |
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| Darn, another ranting feminist show. | |
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| Crack addicts and perverts run our country on tonight's episode of "Our Nation." | |
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| Finally, something with a bit of truth. | |
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