Poopachuse  

You, mortal, why do you look so elated?

Summer school is finally over! The last month of summer is mine to enjoy, sans schoolwork!

And this makes you happy, not having the pressure of schoolwork to overburden your already languid summer?

Hell yes, now I can start getting high again without worrying about failing! Light it up, baby!

Let me give you a headstart.

Hey, you got any papers, man? Mine seem to have vaporized.