I AM TOBOR PLEASE INSERT ONE DOLLAR AND I WILL TELL YOU A STORY.
A STORY OF INTERGALACTIC HEROISM AND EXCITEMENT.
Let me guess. It starts out "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."
Actually, cheap-ass, it's about an aspiring actor who wears a robot suit in a department store because muthaf*$%s like you don't support community theater.