I've been coming to this park as long as I can remember. Maybe you've seen me here.
This is my first time here since placement in my new home.
That's cool. Let me show you around. Most of us run the perimeter of this grass area. There's a tree over there where the bitches squat, it smells great!
What about shitting? I kinda like to drop a log whenever the urge strikes me.
Yeah, it's cool. Shit where you want. The humans pick it up and put it in little baggies. Weird species, them.