Postman  

Dammit Harry you got me in the eyes again.

What are you talking about Maura? I didn't do anything.

Um...then what was I pulling on that sprayed my eyes?

Ugh...I'm...leaving before this gets any weirder.

Harry? Harry? Where'd you go?

I'm not Harry and if you touch my head wang again I'll smack the b'jesus outta you!