Jean-Claude Hodges van Amsterdam

Author: Powello

Date: February 10, 2005

by Powello
2-10-05
A week before he is due to go to Holland, Hodges is having a word in Diamond's shell-like ear....
Diamond you albino CUUUUNNNNTTTT!!!! I'm off to 'Dam to rip the back out of a PROSSER!!! RARARARARA!!!
Brilliant! You are surely the best man I know....
Later that day, after Diamond grasses on Hodges, Special K stands by her man....
Dave, there's absolutely no way my little wittle Pauly Wauly would ever sleep with a whore......
For fuck's sake. Is Kirsty some kind of mug.
But in Amsterdam, Diamond's concerns are laid to rest.....
Oi prosser!! How much for a DOUBLE ENDER!!! Orgasm guarenteed!! RARARARARARA!!!
There's absolutely no way I'm shagging you, you massively fat cunt.....Save your money for another pie...