Prankenstein  

What the fuck do you want!?

Hi, I just wanted to know if you ever considered switching your telephone service to Telus?

Yeah, now that you mention it I feel like I'm getting ripped off by my current telephone company...

Hmm... I see. Well you should check out Telus we've got... hey, you're a giant peice of bacon! I love bacon!

Did you get that customer?

Well, technically I got him... in my stomach.