Prankenstein  

Have you ever been nibbled on, laughed at for your ridiculous proportions or been discrimminated against for your healthy redish-pink colored skin?

Yea, from time to time.

Are you alone, in your house, wondering how I know so much about you?

Are you a giant piece of rare steak? Then I've got the perfect product for you...

Whoa, for a second there I thought he was talking about me.