It's 7AM and I'm Awake

Author: PrincessLyric

Date: May 16, 2003

by PrincessLyric
5-16-03
Welcome, ladies and gents, to "It's 7AM and you're awake." I'm you're host, Beatnik. Today's guest is Gabe.
Shut up.
Hey, my man, why so uptight?
Because it's 7AM. And I'm awake.
That's what I said in the first cell. Anyway, let's move on. So, Gabe, how's it going for you this early in the morning?
Well, Beat, I don't want to be awake. I'm cranky. And anyone who pisses me off, ESPECIALLY little dudes with black shirts a beret thing and a goatee, will be shot when I find my gun.