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| Hi, I'm Jesus. That guy there is the Lord of Darkness. Pay heed, Satan and I have an important message for you. | |
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| This is the oldest cartoon that Matt has made. Sure, it looks like there are older ones you can visit, but we don't recommend it. You see, Stripcreator doesn't let you delete or modify cartoons. | |
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| Basically, all the cartoons that were published before this are flawed in some way. Matt logically thought he'd be able to edit them, but no. | |
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| Don't worry - all the cartoons released before this one have been reproduced in unflawed form. If you're going through the archives from newest to oldest, you've seen all Matt has to offer. | |
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Note the DANGER implied by the backgrounds!
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| So go no further, or I'll wait until you have children, then I'll eat your children in front of you! After I grow legs, that is. | |
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| And I will slaughter all people that have ever made you happy. And all the pretty people in the world. IT WILL BE A SAD, UGLY WORLD! | |
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