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Greetings, reader. Though it may seem that I am a harmless creature, I will rule your pathetic planet by first taking control of the hapless, mindless freaks over here at Stripcreator.

Failure to comply with my commands will result in instant death. Heck, that may happen anyway if you start getting on my nerves!

Wait, what did you say? "How?"

Don't question me unless you wish to die, earthling.